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Jun 4, 2011
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
Gladys: How exciting - a runner on third in a scoreless ball game! 
Gladys: Ooh, he's going to bunt - it's a suicide squeeze! He scored! Hooray! 
Brutus: Would you please tone it down a little, Gladys? 
Gladys: Don't tell me I'm embarrassing you again! After you said that to me last year, I vowed it would not happen again!
Gladys: So I spent the winter studying all the baseball rules and terminology until I knew them backwards and forwards!
Gladys: Don't you think that entitles me to cheer loudly when our team scores a run? 
Brutus: That's the problem - our team didn't score! We're in the white uniforms!
Jun 6, 2011
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