The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 05, 2011
June 04, 2011
June 06, 2011
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: How exciting - a runner on third in a scoreless ball game! Gladys: Ooh, he's going to bunt - it's a suicide squeeze! He scored! Hooray! Brutus: Would you please tone it down a little, Gladys? Gladys: Don't tell me I'm embarrassing you again! After you said that to me last year, I vowed it would not happen again! Gladys: So I spent the winter studying all the baseball rules and terminology until I knew them backwards and forwards! Gladys: Don't you think that entitles me to cheer loudly when our team scores a run? Brutus: That's the problem - our team didn't score! We're in the white uniforms!
FUNG1 almost 13 years ago
iF SHE KNOWS THE RULES AND THE TERMINOLOGY; SHE’S WAY AHEAD OF ME! HOWEVER: I DO KNOW WHICH TEAM IS “OURS”!
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Well… That wasn’t written down in the rule book.
ReneTray almost 13 years ago
Ooops.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
I’d give her an E for effort.