Ted Rall for September 16, 2004
Transcript:
Bush's family values Protecting the Unborn (My job doesn't pay enough to cover the cost of an abortion.) Guarding the sanctity of traditional marriage (How can I propose marriage to my boyfriend? I'm unemployed! I can't afford the ring!) Keeping God in the classroom (After my unemployment benefits ran out, we transfered our kids from private secular schools to government-subsidized parochial schools.) Supporting our military. (Now you want us to invade Iran?! Why?) (Don't like it? Go get a civilian job! Hahahahhahah)