Ted Rall for June 17, 1999
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Dadbert Man: I've modeled my life after you. Do you love me now, DAd? Dadbert: No. Son, like most fathers over the past 30 years, I dumped you and your Mom, ran off with my administrative assistant and saw you only because I was under court order. I was rich, but I paid child support late or not at all. And I didn't care when you took out student loans to go to college. Can't you take a hint? Man: What happened to the instinctive desire to protect and nurture your offspring to perpetuate your DNA? Dadbert: I'm an engineer Man: God help me- I still love him. Dadbert: You sicken me!