Ted Rall for June 16, 1999

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Prison stun belts in Civilian life. You're doubtlessly familiar with the way sadistic prison guards have abused inmates with our 50,000 volt stun belt by zap-tek but all over America. This wonderful product is making life better for all of us... In the boardroom: (Man: How do you vote on my raise?) (Man 2: Yes! Yes! Yes! Anything you want!) In the bedroom (Woman: Turn me down for sex again and I'll zap you again!) (Man 3: I think I wet myself.) In the Classroom: (Man 4: Mr. Teacher, sir, can I please do an extra credit assignment?) (Man 5: Watch it, Perkins- brown nosing will only get you zapped again!) Even in the great outdoors! (Man 6: Mmhmm... fresh and pre-cooked!)