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   barticle35 said, 9 months ago

   He doesn’t pay for the pizza. He just eats the delivery man.
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   unnormal said, 9 months ago

   @barticle35

   “Pay” or “prey”?

   (Can ‘prey’ be used as a verb?)
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   pcolli said, 9 months ago

   @unnormal

   Yes: “to prey on someone”.
   .
   “There are only nine of these lovely animals left in the wild. Please sponsor a Slacker Leopard today by sending all your money to us. Your leopard will write to you on your birthday and you will receive one of these pizza boxes as a charming gift.”
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   Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 9 months ago

   Looks like he ate some of the moon too.
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   Digital Frog said, 9 months ago

   Is he also Def?
6. 

   freeholder1 said, 9 months ago

   @unnormal

   Ask John Sanford.
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   freeholder1 said, 9 months ago

   @pcolli

   Feeling charitable, p? : )
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   freeholder1 said, 9 months ago

   This must have been the one that quit half way up Kilimanjaro. (Papa reference)
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   Redkaycei Repoc said, 9 months ago

   @pcolli

   LOL
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    Pharmakeus Ubik said, 9 months ago

    @Digital Frog

    Not only is he Def, he’s also fresh and chill.
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    dtroutma said, 9 months ago

    Dominos no longer delivers in 30 minutes or less, how long do they wait for the guy to get back to the store, before they hire a new one?
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    iced tea said, 9 months ago

    That leopard needs to change his spots.
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    algurka said, 9 months ago

    He’s a slacker because he eats the delivery boy first. Then the pizza, if there’s still room.
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