Val: Alix, you can't give biscuit COOKIES. She'll get FAT.
Alix: But she LIKES cookies!
Val: But she'll LIVE longer if we keep her TRIM.
Biscuit: Who wants to LIVE LONGER if you have to live without COOKIES?
Reminds me of the couple who die and get into heaven. When they meet again after their brief separation, the hubby tells his wife, “I’m mad at you and won’t talk to you!”
“At least tell me why?”
“If it weren’t for all those bran muffins and salads you made me eat, we could have been here ten years sooner!”
Reminds me of the couple who die and get into heaven. When they meet again after their brief separation, the hubby tells his wife, “I’m mad at you and won’t talk to you!”
“At least tell me why?”
“If it weren’t for all those bran muffins and salads you made me eat, we could have been here ten years sooner!”