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   simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago

   I thought Dracula never drinks…beer.
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   Pacopuddy said, 7 months ago

   Touche, Count!
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   capnLaz said, 7 months ago

   Bloody Mary, no doubt.
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   jeffc42 said, 7 months ago

   I think that shut the werewolf up.
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   J. Short said, 7 months ago

   Insults happen when you drink Arrogant Bastard Ale.
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   finkd said, 7 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   It’s probably plasma – the vampire equivalent of lite beer.
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   dbethke_1959 said, 7 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   “I never drink… wine”. With that pause, (according to my High School film class) the first filmed ad lib was created. And from Bela Lugosi, of all people.
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   Vegas Viper said, 7 months ago

   @dbethke_1959

   Don’t forget Lon Chaney Jr.
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   LafInLarry said, 7 months ago

   Wolfman looks more like a wolfmuppet.
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    MeGoNow said, 7 months ago

    Wolf Man never learns. He’s going to get stuck with the check again, after they drink all night, and Dracula disappears at dawn.
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    notsooldguy said, 7 months ago

    To appreciate the full experience of this comic, Dracula’s lines should be read with a Transylvania accent. Wolfman’s accent is up to you.
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    phritzg said, 7 months ago

    I’m reminded of the joke about the vampire making tea out of a used tampon.
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    Stephen Gilberg said, 7 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Maybe it’s an unusual container for a Bloody Mary.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    Wolve’s Bane may work for or against. I’m not sure.
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    Meg said, 7 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    He doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, it’s Dos Equis. Did I mention that Dracula is the most interesting vampire in the world?
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