Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells
- February 08, 2013
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Somewhere in this great nation is a top-secret government agency in charge of providing aid to America's nonhuman citizenry. Perpetually overworked and underpaid, these dedicated civil servants soldier on with a dedication exceeded only by their respective passions for heavy rifles, stylish footwear, and good sturdy squeaky toys. They're not our country's best nor our country's brightest, but to all the lost and lonely creations of misguided science wandering the wild places of this country, they are a beacon of minimum-wage hope. This is their story.
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Three Steps Over Japan said, 4 months ago
“What will these geniuses think up next?”
SeaFox10 said, 3 months ago
I love her! :D
rexvivat said, 3 months ago
You have to admit that the ability to quote Neruda could be pretty creepy.
Chikuku said, 3 months ago
the ability to quote Chilean poets is wonderful!
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
Remember how UNITY’s IQ goes up so high for a time? The same with these “people.” What they eat improves their thinking capacity.
Three Steps Over Japan said, 3 months ago
@Night-Gaunt49
Well, technically it was Sergio with the demonstrably improved IQ, so hopefully he wasn’t zombified while off-stage.