Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells
- November 12, 2012
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Somewhere in this great nation is a top-secret government agency in charge of providing aid to America's nonhuman citizenry. Perpetually overworked and underpaid, these dedicated civil servants soldier on with a dedication exceeded only by their respective passions for heavy rifles, stylish footwear, and good sturdy squeaky toys. They're not our country's best nor our country's brightest, but to all the lost and lonely creations of misguided science wandering the wild places of this country, they are a beacon of minimum-wage hope. This is their story.
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Zuhlamon said, 6 months ago
Auzgeschienzit! (or words to that effect)
Darwinskeeper said, 6 months ago
Okay, so we have a whole city full of geniuses and they can’t teach the security guard one or two words in German? What are they teaching mad scientists these days?
Chikuku said, 6 months ago
“Vernichtungskrieg:” War of extermination.
Zuhlamon said, 6 months ago
Nasengrubben!
Andrew_C said, 6 months ago
Schnitzel!
Solange said, 6 months ago
Packen or Fass is normally used. At least in Schutzhund.
Chikuku said, 6 months ago
Schadenfreude. Rejoicing in the misfortune of somebody else.