Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    My best friend’s been married three times. HIs first wife introduced him to his second. His second introduced him to his third! His third wife doesn’t make introductions!

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t do it, Roz! The cops will come for you if you poison another husband with your cooking!

  3. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, over 1 year ago

    That’s kinda, what I was going to say…“Men, you can’t live with them and you can’t kill them…”

  4. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    In the spirit of the strip:
    Men: Can’t live with them, can’t sell them for body parts (legally).

  5. Schrat

    Schrat said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I agree!

  6. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    @emjaycee

    No, they’re at the junkyard looking for body parts – after you dent up the car!

  7. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    Women: Can’t understand normal thinking.

  8. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 1 year ago

    Women may not be able to kill men, but they can make them wish they were dead.

  9. painterman

    painterman GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 2.”

    A short time later the husband comes back with 2 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 2 cartons of milk?”

    He replied, “They had avocados.”

    If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!

    Men will get it the first time.

    My work here is done.

  10. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 1 year ago

    P1: “…Can’t feed ’em to the gators,”

  11. jcm1655

    jcm1655 said, over 1 year ago

    @AshburnStadium

    LOL LOL LOL YEP

  12. jcm1655

    jcm1655 said, over 1 year ago

    Not one good reason 2 get married

  13. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 1 year ago

    @painterman

    Jeanne Robertson has a story where she sent her husband to the store with a shopping list to make some kind of cake. She made the mistake of numbering the items!

  14. oldman2013

    oldman2013 said, over 1 year ago

    she needs a dishwasher

  15. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 1 year ago

    That “spousebroken” pun’ll earn her a second cup of hot coffee…over her head…

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