A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 2.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 2 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 2 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
My work here is done.