“I have to return a clock I ordered online.It has no cord, plug, or dial to set the time.It was made in Chins; figures!”
I have one just like that! Rotfl! However – the guy was kind enough to send me a crib sheet, of sorts, and he was very quick with the reply, so I still have the clock.
One day I will find a microscope and read the instructions, which are printed (pdf) in .5 point type. Then maybe I can get it set up … lol!