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1. 

   somebodyshort said, 4 months ago

   go for it.
2. 

   Linguist said, 4 months ago

   Look deeply into my bloodshot eyes…
3. 

   AshburnStadium said, 4 months ago

   “Last call for alcohol!”
4. 

   Rodney said, 4 months ago

   At least she didn’t say NO…
5. 

   Radish said, 4 months ago

   She’s a hynotist collector.
6. 

   Jo Clear said, 4 months ago

   They always look better at closing time…
7. 

   KasparV said, 4 months ago

   @Jo Clear

   That’s why it’s a lot cheaper just to give up and go ugly early!
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   gmartin997 said, 4 months ago

   Hmmm. I expected her to say cyanide.
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   Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

   I heard this in a bar the other day.
   
   

   “After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
   

   Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt, I saw $45 in makeup.I said, "Wait a minute I’ve given up beer and you haven’t given up anything!
   

   “She said, “I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you.”
   

   I told her, “Hell, that’s what the beer was for!”
   

   I don’t think she’ll be back."
10. 

    dkram said, 4 months ago

    @gmartin997

    And I was expecting her to say chloroform.
11. 

    Submachine said, 4 months ago

    Watch out for the bad fairy!
12. 

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

    Looks like Shoe has gone from redheads to “pink” heads.
    Hope that doesn’t mean he’s turning Commie!!
    ;-)
13. 

    IndyMan said, 4 months ago

    There you go Shoe, ‘bang-bang’, shot down again. You are too well known in these parts.
14. 

    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    Glutton for punishment…
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    AHHH, BEER wuz good said, 4 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    A oldie but a goodie !
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