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   BigChiefDesoto said, 7 months ago

   HA! Yes, you are LITERALLY more likely to be struck by lightning than to win the lottery!
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   gmartin997 said, 7 months ago

   With my luck, I’d win the lottery and be struck by lightning on my way to collect the winnings.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 7 months ago

   Hey Cosmo, may I have a slice of that pizza???
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   Citizen GROG! said, 7 months ago

   Love it.
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   Josh Lyons said, 7 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   Uh…no.
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   rshive said, 7 months ago

   With apologies to many who have sung the song— if it wasn’t for bad luck, he wouldn’t have any luck at all.
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   david_42 said, 7 months ago

   @gmartin997

   Man: What would you do if I won the Lottery?
   Woman: Take my half and get a divorce.
   Man: Here’s your $12.50, see you in court.
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   prrdh said, 7 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   I was about to say, you want it for one of your goyishe friends maybe, because it’s probably treyf? But then it occurred to me that a fishhawk might very well want anchovies on his pizza, so you’d be all right, baruch atah adonai.
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   whmIII said, 7 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   It’s fattening…
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    oldman2013 said, 7 months ago

    I luv pizza hot or cold or one day old
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    phritzg said, 7 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    Probably an empty box from long ago.
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    Linguist said, 7 months ago

    I’ve always said that if I won the lottery, it would change a thing…..except my name and address !
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    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 7 months ago

    @BigChiefDesoto

    That may be true, but misleading. Most lotteries DO have winners, but very few lightning strikes hit people.
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 7 months ago

    @prrdh

    K’ayna horrah!
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    whmIII said, 7 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    Which means…
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