Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    Why do they hate gary when Leo’s the one eating people?

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Okay, here’s the counter-tee-shirt deal: we get Gary a tee that says “I’m just misunderstood.”
    Does anyone think the suburbanites with the torches and pitchforks will stop to read it? Or that, if they do, they will suddenly become friendly to Gary?

  3. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 1 year ago

    He’s just the victim of media misrepresentation.

  4. scrabblefiend

    scrabblefiend said, about 1 year ago

    I remember a cosmetic commercial from years ago. A gorgeous model’s line was “Don’t hate me because I am beautiful. Use ……….. cosmetic, and you can have beautiful skin”, or whatever it was that the product would do for you.

  5. WebSpider

    WebSpider said, about 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I think the neighborhood probably blames Gary and doesn’t realize that Leo is the mass murderer…

  6. algurka

    algurka GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    It’s all Gary’s fault. Since he moved in with his henchman, all kinds of ghosts, 60 ft women, and strange little girls have started showing up, And neighbors have disappeared.

  7. bibliotechnique

    bibliotechnique said, about 1 year ago

    @scrabblefiend: the ad was for Pantene shampoo, and the model/actress was Kelly LeBrock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz8ul-gmLyA

  8. Sheriff Mordecai

    Sheriff Mordecai said, about 1 year ago

    @algurka

    did she grow another10 feet?

  9. andhony

    andhony said, about 1 year ago

    Wouldn’t the hatred of a thousand suns burn a vampire?

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Gary is a vampire and they have lots of lore, all of it bad. Leopold’s species isn’t as well known so his proclivities are as yet unknown to them. Bad publicity.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @andhony

    That intensity would burn a human. Not all vampires are nocturnal.

  12. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, about 1 year ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    “Not all vampires are nocturnal.”
    -
    All the real ones are.
    The imaginary ones are whatever you wish.

  13. madvirgo

    madvirgo said, about 1 year ago

    Maybe if he sparkled…

  14. Maintoc

    Maintoc said, about 1 year ago

    That whole, “I hate you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns” bit was a line from the sit-com, “Cheers.” I believe it was Diane Chambers who said it to Sam & Sam’s response was, “Somebody’s cranky.” :p

  15. Lonnie Cavenee

    Lonnie Cavenee GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @madvirgo

    Don’t even put that image in my head!

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