Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    Why do they hate gary when Leo’s the one eating people?

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Okay, here’s the counter-tee-shirt deal: we get Gary a tee that says “I’m just misunderstood.”
    Does anyone think the suburbanites with the torches and pitchforks will stop to read it? Or that, if they do, they will suddenly become friendly to Gary?

  3. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 3 years ago

    He’s just the victim of media misrepresentation.

  4. scrabblefiend

    scrabblefiend said, over 3 years ago

    I remember a cosmetic commercial from years ago. A gorgeous model’s line was “Don’t hate me because I am beautiful. Use ……….. cosmetic, and you can have beautiful skin”, or whatever it was that the product would do for you.

  5. WebSpider

    WebSpider said, over 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I think the neighborhood probably blames Gary and doesn’t realize that Leo is the mass murderer…

  6. algurka

    algurka said, over 3 years ago

    It’s all Gary’s fault. Since he moved in with his henchman, all kinds of ghosts, 60 ft women, and strange little girls have started showing up, And neighbors have disappeared.

  7. bibliotechnique

    bibliotechnique said, over 3 years ago

    @scrabblefiend: the ad was for Pantene shampoo, and the model/actress was Kelly LeBrock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz8ul-gmLyA

  8. Sheriff Mordecai

    Sheriff Mordecai said, over 3 years ago

    @algurka

    did she grow another10 feet?

  9. andhony

    andhony said, over 3 years ago

    Wouldn’t the hatred of a thousand suns burn a vampire?

  10. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 3 years ago

    “Not all vampires are nocturnal.”
    -
    All the real ones are.
    The imaginary ones are whatever you wish.

  11. madvirgo

    madvirgo said, over 3 years ago

    Maybe if he sparkled…

  12. Maintoc

    Maintoc said, over 3 years ago

    That whole, “I hate you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns” bit was a line from the sit-com, “Cheers.” I believe it was Diane Chambers who said it to Sam & Sam’s response was, “Somebody’s cranky.” :p

  13. algurka

    algurka said, over 3 years ago

    @Sheriff Mordecai

    Adjusted for inflation.

  14. Jason

    Jason said, over 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Maybe because they know Gary is a vampire while Leopold hasn’t been visibily seen as a terrorizer by the neighborhood. He’s like another Lex Luthor.

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