Okay, here’s the counter-tee-shirt deal: we get Gary a tee that says “I’m just misunderstood.” Does anyone think the suburbanites with the torches and pitchforks will stop to read it? Or that, if they do, they will suddenly become friendly to Gary?
I remember a cosmetic commercial from years ago. A gorgeous model’s line was “Don’t hate me because I am beautiful. Use ……….. cosmetic, and you can have beautiful skin”, or whatever it was that the product would do for you.
It’s all Gary’s fault. Since he moved in with his henchman, all kinds of ghosts, 60 ft women, and strange little girls have started showing up, And neighbors have disappeared.
That whole, “I hate you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns” bit was a line from the sit-com, “Cheers.” I believe it was Diane Chambers who said it to Sam & Sam’s response was, “Somebody’s cranky.” :p
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Okay, here’s the counter-tee-shirt deal: we get Gary a tee that says “I’m just misunderstood.” Does anyone think the suburbanites with the torches and pitchforks will stop to read it? Or that, if they do, they will suddenly become friendly to Gary?
pcolli over 10 years ago
He’s just the victim of media misrepresentation.
scrabblefiend over 10 years ago
I remember a cosmetic commercial from years ago. A gorgeous model’s line was “Don’t hate me because I am beautiful. Use ……….. cosmetic, and you can have beautiful skin”, or whatever it was that the product would do for you.
alan.gurka over 10 years ago
It’s all Gary’s fault. Since he moved in with his henchman, all kinds of ghosts, 60 ft women, and strange little girls have started showing up, And neighbors have disappeared.
librisleo over 10 years ago
@scrabblefiend: the ad was for Pantene shampoo, and the model/actress was Kelly LeBrock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz8ul-gmLyA
cstewart23 over 10 years ago
Wouldn’t the hatred of a thousand suns burn a vampire?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
“Not all vampires are nocturnal.”-All the real ones are.The imaginary ones are whatever you wish.
madvirgo over 10 years ago
Maybe if he sparkled…
Maintoc over 10 years ago
That whole, “I hate you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns” bit was a line from the sit-com, “Cheers.” I believe it was Diane Chambers who said it to Sam & Sam’s response was, “Somebody’s cranky.” :p