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   HogFan said, 3 months ago

   But you Are dead….
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   Tue Elung-Jensen said, 3 months ago

   @HogFan

   The he wishes to be alive to be dead again.
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   Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

   Tut, tut, Gary! We heard that! It’s not so bad, being an undead suburbanite, is it?
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   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   As a vampire, he’s immortal, not undead…that’s for zombies or politicians.
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   rmacprivate said, 3 months ago

   @pcolli

   You said the same thing twice, to paraphrase Samuel Clemens.
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   momsaid said, 3 months ago

   Aaaah, the joy of the Freudian Slip. (that’s where you say one thing, but you mean your mother)
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   NoCents said, 3 months ago

   One of my all time favorite characters on SNL – Kevin Nealon as Mr. Subliminal.
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   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   @rmacprivate

   Just like a politician, then.
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   misschili said, 3 months ago

   Gosh… I should use Gary’s way of starting the day… Oh, wait, I already do…
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    algurka said, 3 months ago

    Politicians are immoral, not immortal.
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    6turtle9 said, 3 months ago

    Oh, Serenity Now!
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    @HogFan

    No corpses sit around and rot. He is changed and alive—-just a different kind of life.
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    pcolli said, 3 months ago

    @algurka

    Thankfully, as regards the latter.
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    stevesingle66 said, 3 months ago

    That was funny. Like Travis actually.
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    Ambydextrous said, 3 months ago

    You are , dummy
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