Kitty cat’s real name is “Master of the House”.
It is a long tale.
Humans can’t pronounce cat’s real name.
Cat’s will never tell us their real names, because then we would have power over them…
I change what I call my dog regularly. No matter what I call her, she always comes when she hears my voice. I take this as tacit consent and approval.
Go with something badass, like Killer or Mauler or Trump!
I feel the same way about my girlfriend:) I call her Puppy:)