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  1. gimmickgenius

    gimmickgenius said, 11 months ago

    Higgs or Hoggs?

  2. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 11 months ago

    The only time I would ever go into a mcdonalds is to use the toilet if I’m out on my bicycle and need a place to urinate.

  3. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 11 months ago

    The Higgs Bo’son’s mate can be found by following the whistle.
    Um… sorry.
    I know it is boatswain’s.

  4. Jase99

    Jase99 said, 11 months ago

    Have you read the nutrition facts for the various fast food chain menus? McNuggets ain’t the worst thing out there.

  5. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 11 months ago

    McDonalds is a corporation. Liberals HATE corporations. Hence liberals HATE McDonalds.

  6. omQ R

    omQ R said, 11 months ago

    @Rockngolfer

    *groan

    :)

  7. dtroutma

    dtroutma said, 11 months ago

    Gravity is also only a theory, lard is a fact, of American life and waistlines, not deep fryers any more.

  8. rightisright

    rightisright said, 11 months ago

    Under the Affordable Serfs Act, you all must buy foods only we—-your mighty government—-permit.

    If you ignore us and buy McDonald’s, you will pay a “tax” equivalent to the cost of allowed foods plus an additional fine.

    Enjoy “freedom” under taxocrat rule. Or else.

  9. lonecat

    lonecat said, 11 months ago

    @Ms. Ima

    Ima says, “McDonalds is a corporation. Liberals HATE corporations. Hence liberals HATE McDonalds.”

    Here’s an equally valid syllogism:

    I. G. Farben was a corporation. Conservatives LOVE corporations. Hence conservatives LOVE I. G. Farben.

  10. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 11 months ago

    ‘discovered’? they have known about it for decades. Now they can theorize about a smaller particle and go after it.
    There will NEVER be anything called a ‘liberal particle’.

  11. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 11 months ago

    @lonecat

    Who’s I G Farben? Is his brother I P Freely? Should I care? Really?

  12. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 11 months ago

    @omQ R

    There is a famous website that is now offering money for jokes and columns. I am finding out how hard it is to come up with material, but I keep trying.

  13. Eryx

    Eryx said, 11 months ago

    @Ms. Ima

    “There will NEVER be anything called a ‘liberal particle’.” But we know conservatives are dark matter.

  14. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 11 months ago

    @Eryx

    Isn’t calling someone ‘dark matter’ racist?

  15. Radish

    Radish said, 11 months ago

    Sounds like someone is a little sensitive over putting on the pounds by eating fast food.

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