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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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Feb 22, 2018
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new used gibbous bilious sullen boorish
march skywatch
virago spot lacto the milk carton booties teleprompter
the big zigzag
gary the cvs assistant manager
speculum pudding cup
rictus
jellomold

hello stargazers! well, this month the night sky is a mess, an incoherent mishmash of second-rate constellations. frankly, i've done dot-to-dots on bennigan's kid's menu that were more compelling.

also, the planets are all clumped up in one corner, including some that don't even belong in our solar system. this seems unnecessary, wasteful even, and is best ignored.

oop: "chapter one - the informercial"
finally, the annual "insipid" meteor shower promises fitful glimpses of random flaming space lint. why bother? go watch tv, or work on your novel, or both.
All caught up!
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