Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 23, 2001
Transcript:
Red: Hey, you're not Santa! Alien Santa: I am too! Red: Are not! You're a martian! Alien Santa: I've always been a Martian, how else could I circle the globe in one night? Red: Of course! By flying saucer! Alien Santa: Bingo! Red: But where's your beard?? Alien Santa: Do you like the new look? Mrs. Claus said it tickled whenever we locked tentacles. Red: Yuck! That's way more than I need to know. So, um... Santa. What did you bring me? Alien Santa: Everything you asked for and more! Oh, and I threw in a note excusing you from the rest of the school year, if that's ok. Red: Now I know I'm dreaming.