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   The Nihilist said, 5 months ago

   The guy knows the situation he is dealing with —

   Cannot do anything right and always to blame if things aren’t perfect

   But she won’t go to the store to get the wrapping paper she knows isn’t there
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   simpsonfan2 said, 5 months ago

   @The Nihilist

   Exactly. If he had come back with that reindeer paper, she would be mad.
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   brickster said, 5 months ago

   Sign in the paint mixing area:
   “Men are not allowed to order special colors with a note from their wife.”
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   cdward said, 5 months ago

   @brickster

   Maybe you mean, “withOUT a note from their wife.”
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   cdward said, 5 months ago

   Based on the comic and the comments, this is universal, eh?
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   pksampso said, 5 months ago

   Word
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   ekw said, 5 months ago

   this is why people should not be allowed to have cell phones.
   if you cannot run a simple errand w/o checking in w/ home base, you should probably just stay home.
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   MrJimCos said, 5 months ago

   It is easier to deal with the ire of having asked a simple question than the repercussions of assuming you have the right to make a decision on your own.
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   T Hicks said, 5 months ago

   Not Santa paper, SANDPAPER.
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    Rich Cop said, 5 months ago

    This man knows how to avoid trouble…
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    grossvatter said, 5 months ago

    Goverment workers code" never make a decision on your own"Been there and did that,
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    grossvatter said, 5 months ago

    GOVERNMENT,THAT IS!! ouch!!
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    xSigoff said, 5 months ago

    @ekw

    That is the exact comment my un-married son made. My married son knows better, as do I. I totally agree with the sentiment expressed by wise/alderich; been there done that.
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