Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich
- December 09, 2012
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Dogs, bosses, garden slugs, who sits next to who at Thanksgiving, cheating at golf, fretting the night away, carping couples on long trips, eating over the sink, toenail clippings, cosmic order, hairballs, flop sweat, coughing into one’s elbow, clogged pipes, clogged arteries, parking crooked at the mall.
That’s what real life is all about. And that’s what Real Life Adventures is all about.
For nearly two decades, Lance (Aldrich) and Gary (Wise) have drawn, and drawn from, the everyday stuff that we all slog through.
And on any given day, they like to think their little square slice of life is a nice change from the rickety roller coaster the rest of the world seems to be.
Want to share your life’s goofiosity with them? Just post here.
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Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles
Reality Check by Dave Whamond
Comments (16) (Please sign in to comment)
The Nihilist said, 5 months ago
Dead man walking…
pouncingtiger said, 5 months ago
I think I’m about to throw up.
gmartin997
said, 5 months ago
That’ll teach her.
JohnniePolo said, 5 months ago
Better not eat the skins.
hltrim52 said, 5 months ago
Why do comic strips always portray husbands as utter idiots?
skeeterhawk said, 5 months ago
In my bachelor days, I kept a clean one of those just for vegetable cleaning. I thought it was great. Just spray the potatoes off. Cooking (baking) will take care of the microbes.
Comics Lover said, 5 months ago
@hltrim52
Because the white american male is the last allowable comic foil. note, as usual, the mild obesity and male pattern baldness.
gmartin997
said, 5 months ago
@Comics Lover
You mean we’re the only ones who won’t sue. That’s why I always speak up for the guys on this strip unless Gary and Lance leave me totally disarmed. It’s a dirty and thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it.
tabsok58 said, 5 months ago
I thought it was a very smart way of getting out of work especially during the football game
ThomasKovacs
said, 5 months ago
Boil them and everything will be OK…Who’s to know
Kokopelli said, 5 months ago
Make him rush to the store and get some new potatoes.
exoticdoc2 said, 5 months ago
Never once stopped to consider the room you found it in, huh?
K M
said, 5 months ago
BRAIN BLEACH, STAT!! Really, is this guy that stupid that he’d trash a whole pot full of potatoes (and contaminate the pot as well) because he’s ignorant of a toilet cleaning brush!?
Jeff0811 said, 5 months ago
@K M
Maybe it is as tabsok said, and he is way smarter than we give him credit for. The other thing to consider is what are they going to do with that many potatoes? One would think 4 to 6 would plenty for the two of them, They seem to have at least a dozen there.
rgcviper said, 5 months ago
OK—the gag reflex kicked on with this one. Majorly.