Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich
- July 06, 2012
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Dogs, bosses, garden slugs, who sits next to who at Thanksgiving, cheating at golf, fretting the night away, carping couples on long trips, eating over the sink, toenail clippings, cosmic order, hairballs, flop sweat, coughing into one’s elbow, clogged pipes, clogged arteries, parking crooked at the mall.
That’s what real life is all about. And that’s what Real Life Adventures is all about.
For nearly two decades, Lance (Aldrich) and Gary (Wise) have drawn, and drawn from, the everyday stuff that we all slog through.
And on any given day, they like to think their little square slice of life is a nice change from the rickety roller coaster the rest of the world seems to be.
Want to share your life’s goofiosity with them? Just post here.
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Comments (9) (Please sign in to comment)
The Nihilist said, 11 months ago
A-ha – I knew it! Cheat sheets. They had to be kept somewhere…
simpsonfan2 said, 11 months ago
Maybe those magazines have their uses after all.
cdward said, 11 months ago
@simpsonfan2
Yes, but either way, you suffer.
MeGoNow said, 11 months ago
If it was really a list of what women talk about, they’d be having conversations about her period, his peculiar odor, whether that bitch Carolyn thinks no one knows what she’s up to, and his lack of female anatomical knowledge.
arsmall said, 11 months ago
@cdward
LOL!!
jcm1655 said, 11 months ago
unless you want to talk about Sports or SEX. Go talk to your sister or girl friends
gmartin997
said, 11 months ago
You’ve got the macho, dominate male; then you have guys like him — opposite ends of the spectrum. Mosts women prefer their men to be somewhere in between. A woman can never love a man who kisses her butt. She’ll treat him like the wimp he is all his life.
That’s direct from the inestimable wisdom of Ferris Bueller, edited for publication of course. .
thehag said, 11 months ago
@gmartin997
Don’t mind a man kissing my butt as long as he kisses my mouth first.
xSigoff said, 11 months ago
The reason men don’t open up is VERY simple: We/they know that sooner or later what ever feelings they talk about WILL be used against them during the next argument or blow up. We are simply keeping ammunition away from the battle line.