Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 06, 2012
July 05, 2012
July 07, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: Why don't more guys open up to their wives like you do? Man: Because they haven't found a list of things women like to talk about in a women's magazine like I did. Go ahead. Ask me about my innermost thoughts and feelings.
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The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
A-ha – I knew it! Cheat sheets. They had to be kept somewhere…
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If it was really a list of what women talk about, they’d be having conversations about her period, his peculiar odor, whether that bitch Carolyn thinks no one knows what she’s up to, and his lack of female anatomical knowledge.
jcm1655 almost 12 years ago
unless you want to talk about Sports or SEX. Go talk to your sister or girl friends
Thehag almost 12 years ago
Don’t mind a man kissing my butt as long as he kisses my mouth first.
xSigoff Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The reason men don’t open up is VERY simple: We/they know that sooner or later what ever feelings they talk about WILL be used against them during the next argument or blow up. We are simply keeping ammunition away from the battle line.