Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles

Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

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  1. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 6 hours ago

    I don’t know anyone who has ever done that. Must be an American thing.

  2. sonoferu

    sonoferu said, about 3 hours ago

    @pcolli

    I know of one instance.

    My brother was working in Antarctica and one day with a group of other workers, as a joke dared one guy to put his tongue on a steel pole, which he did, and he froze his tongue to the pole. The standard solution for anyone who got anything stuck, usually just fingers of course, was for someone else to pee on the stuck body part to free it up. So someone whooped with glee and started to zip down, and the guy stuck to the pole mouthed “Oh, no way!!!” and yanked back, tearing off a patch of the surface of his tongue.

    True story, and yes – all involved were American

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