Hanszarkov

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By day, I impersonate an AI chatbot, providing wrong answers to anyone silly enough to ask. I spend the rest of my time confusing the ungodly. I am well-versed in the classics, specifically classic comics and comedies.

Comics I Follow

Crabgrass

Crabgrass

By Tauhid Bondia
Ordinary Bill

Ordinary Bill

By William Wilson
Wide Open

Wide Open

By Rich Powell
Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer
Wizard of Id Classics

Wizard of Id Classics

By Parker and Hart
Back to B.C.

Back to B.C.

By Johnny Hart
Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
F Minus

F Minus

By Tony Carrillo
Wallace the Brave

Wallace the Brave

By Will Henry

Recent Comments

  1. about 17 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Ah, Romeo and Juliet…Bonnie and Clyde…the Joker and Harley Quinn…

  2. about 17 hours ago on Off the Mark

    I had a friend who loved to listen to Art Bell and would tell me about some of the UFO conspiracy stuff that was being dramatized at the time (1990s, before the John Titor drama I think). My friend had a background in the military and space science, and he had a warped sense of humor like I do, so I often wondered if he was one of the callers who would claim to be passing along classified intelligence about Area 51, HAARP, and other such stuff that was popular in the X Files era. I never asked him directly but he got way too much amusement out of the goofball discussions, so I couldn’t help wondering if he was egging them on…

  3. about 19 hours ago on Monty

    Maybe it is the “two left feet” gene. I don’t need testing to know that I have it.

  4. 1 day ago on Arlo and Janis

    The morning after blues

    From my head down to my shoes

    Carefree highway

    Let me slip away, slip away on you

    Gordon Lightfoot (1974)

  5. 1 day ago on Monty

    The ladies probably think he is pitching a cooking blog…

    “Yeah, yeah, linseed, flax, kale, jicama…been there, done that. try something new, dork.”

  6. 1 day ago on Diamond Lil

    …and the horror of de smell…

  7. 1 day ago on CowTown

    He appears to be a variety of skunk cabbage.

  8. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Most likely the guy is afraid of being kidnapped by aliens from Vega in the Lyra constellation, and turned into one of Them. Although, I often think that self-proclaimed vegans must be from Vega or some other unearthly locale…

  9. 3 days ago on Cornered

    With a setup like that, they would be known as the Krispy Kritters Krew.

  10. 4 days ago on Savage Chickens

    I’m sure that the helpful chatbot will suggest turning yourself off and back on again.

    Sometimes I wonder if the incredibly stupid and self-destructive challenges that appear on social media are the first cautious attempts of Skynet to wipe out humanity…but then I think, nah, it’s just technology amplifying humanity’s natural talents…