Ceres will always be a planet in my heart. Wait, you never heard that Ceres is a planet? That’s because they eventually discovered that it’s not, and relabeled it accordingly. As was done with Pluto.
Hey, I’m sure The Real Housewives of Gliese 581g is still better than the social-network-selected content we sent them back in 2008. If our first contact with aliens is from a site that makes MySpace look relevant, I won’t blame them for a second when they destroy us.
C’mon, the clothing? The retainers? The hair? Lada Gaga is clearly Padmé Amidala, which would make Darth Vader her husband. Search your heart, you know it to be true.
Ceres will always be a planet in my heart. Wait, you never heard that Ceres is a planet? That’s because they eventually discovered that it’s not, and relabeled it accordingly. As was done with Pluto.