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   Brian K said, 6 months ago

   If I got the punchline, he is the first dog to be out of breath, he should try 5 hour energy shots to keep up
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   firedome said, 6 months ago

   not quite…hot pockets are quite high in fat and artery-clogging cholesterol. he’s gasping because he can’t get enough oxygen in his system.
   that, and he’s gained a bit of weight…
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   KPOM said, 6 months ago

   @firedome

   Close. The problem isn’t the fat, but all the processed carbs and preservatives. Coyotes eat small mammals, carrion, and fruits and vegetables. Maybe Winslow should get off the hot pockets and red bull and try some fresh rabbit or fowl to lose some weight.
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   Paul Smith said, 6 months ago

   @Brian K

   Coyote, not dog.
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   hcr1985 said, 6 months ago

   @Brian K

   I dunno, that might kill him, apparently
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   rhtatro said, 6 months ago

   @KPOM

   Fresh rabbit, like Kevin?
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   Comic Minister said, 6 months ago

   Agreed.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

   Unlike wolves, coyotes are very well adapted, even among humans. They have spread all over, some have mated with wolves producing a new stronger species nicknamed “Coyowolves.”
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   Dr Lou said, 6 months ago

   The price of being ‘civilized.’
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    Ji2m said, 6 months ago

    He’s the wheezer of the pack…
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    bpullin said, 6 months ago

    I like the coyotes in my area. They do a great job of keeping the roaming cat and dog population in check.
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