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   simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

   Sadly, Jeri has a point.
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   gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

   I can just see Jeri walking into their local television station and saying “I’m here!” When they start asking for experience, she’ll ask, “What’s that got to do with it. I’m blond.” Last panel, Jeri walking out of the television station totally confused, and the station employees laughing hysterically.
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   frumdebang said, about 1 year ago

   @gmartin997

   Or, Jeri starting that evening on the six o’clock news.
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   terry928 said, about 1 year ago

   Not only blond, but SKINNY BLOND. She is a shoe in.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, about 1 year ago

   Gee, did Jimmy Olson eventually become a news anchor???
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   sjsczurek said, about 1 year ago

   @gmartin997

   Well, then, all Jeri has to do is ask, “How do I get experience?” And the station employees will all go “uhh – du du du du – beeuhbuh – nnnnn,” and then Jeri will say, “Okay, let’s cut the screwing around and get started.” And they’ll hire her because then she’ll look smarter than all the rest of the
   experienced employees combined.

   You betcha!
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   tigre1 said, about 1 year ago

   No, by that time she’ll be smarter and she WON’T say, “Let’s stop the screwing around…” because THAT’S how she’ll get the minimum wage job in the first place. Local anchors don’t get much money. Barely pays for makeup and blow….drying.
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   Clark Kent said, about 1 year ago

   It’s beginning to change but for several decades we had young barbie and ken airheads on (English language) Chicago TV. Chicago is the 3rd largest TV market in the US. I’m not fluent en Español but I hear that Spanish language TV is much more mature and sober in its reporting of the news.
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   Stagger Lee said, about 1 year ago

   Teena didn’t tell Jeri that you have to be able to read words with more than 3 letters in them.
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    celecca said, about 1 year ago

    I do like Jeri’s hair.
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    sjsczurek said, about 1 year ago

    @tigre1

    BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    WaitingMan said, about 1 year ago

    The next Gretchen Carlson has arrived!
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    gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

    @frumdebang

    My ending’s funnier.
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    frumdebang said, about 1 year ago

    @gmartin997

    Indeed it is, gmartin997, indeed it is. My submission was not intended to be funny, but rather a trenchant commentary on our culture (sic) in the early 21st century. No yucks there.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    Culture isn’t always “high” or “great” but it is out there. Considering the size of the USA we have multiple cultures here. Regionalized more so now than 40 years ago.

    
    

    That new hair style of Jeri’s is a winner. But it looks too old for her though. She is caught up in the superficialities of the glam part of the business. But she really is going to have to be some kind of reporter out there locally. Shermin Chow a local woman reporter who now anchors had to stand out in hurricane forced winds etc to pay her dues. Only in a place a craven an Fox “News” could she become one with no news experience at all.
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