Well, then, all Jeri has to do is ask, “How do I get experience?” And the station employees will all go “uhh – du du du du – beeuhbuh – nnnnn,” and then Jeri will say, “Okay, let’s cut the screwing around and get started.” And they’ll hire her because then she’ll look smarter than all the rest of the experienced employees combined.
No, by that time she’ll be smarter and she WON’T say, “Let’s stop the screwing around…” because THAT’S how she’ll get the minimum wage job in the first place. Local anchors don’t get much money. Barely pays for makeup and blow….drying.
Indeed it is, gmartin997, indeed it is. My submission was not intended to be funny, but rather a trenchant commentary on our culture (sic) in the early 21st century. No yucks there.
frumdebang about 12 years ago
Or, Jeri starting that evening on the six o’clock news.
Not Me about 12 years ago
Not only blond, but SKINNY BLOND. She is a shoe in.
sjsczurek about 12 years ago
Well, then, all Jeri has to do is ask, “How do I get experience?” And the station employees will all go “uhh – du du du du – beeuhbuh – nnnnn,” and then Jeri will say, “Okay, let’s cut the screwing around and get started.” And they’ll hire her because then she’ll look smarter than all the rest of the experienced employees combined.
You betcha!tigre1 about 12 years ago
No, by that time she’ll be smarter and she WON’T say, “Let’s stop the screwing around…” because THAT’S how she’ll get the minimum wage job in the first place. Local anchors don’t get much money. Barely pays for makeup and blow….drying.
Stagger Lee about 12 years ago
Teena didn’t tell Jeri that you have to be able to read words with more than 3 letters in them.
celeconecca about 12 years ago
I do like Jeri’s hair.
WaitingMan about 12 years ago
The next Gretchen Carlson has arrived!
frumdebang about 12 years ago
Indeed it is, gmartin997, indeed it is. My submission was not intended to be funny, but rather a trenchant commentary on our culture (sic) in the early 21st century. No yucks there.