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   firedome said, 4 months ago

   hoo, boy! ain’t THAT the truth!
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   simpsonfan2 said, 4 months ago

   And glasses, which you need to be able to see them in the first place.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   Cellphones are easy to find … as long as you have another phone to call them on.
   Or as long as you don’t leave them in your pants when you wash them…
   Not that I would know anything about that!
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   pcolli said, 4 months ago

   The phone’s in the car; your wallet’s beside the bed; the keys are in the car and the remote’s in your wife’s hand.
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   grahambhg said, 4 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   I need my spare glasses (or my wife) to find my glasses.
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   pcolli said, 4 months ago

   @grahambhg

   Would you need your spare wife to find your wife?
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   miqq1234 said, 4 months ago

   …may as well include his teeth also
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   8ball said, 4 months ago

   @pcolli

   The wallet’s beside whose bed?
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 4 months ago

   Been there.
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    Notsoastute said, 4 months ago

    Brain worm from “Romper Room”:
    Bend and strench,
    Reach for the stars
    There goes Jupiter,
    Here comes Mars.
    Bend and stretch
    Reach for the sky,
    Stand on tippy-toes
    Oh so high.
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    david_42 said, 4 months ago

    Nope! My wife does this a lot, but I keep all of these in the same two places: on my dresser or in my pants’ pockets. I hate having to look for stuff.
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    pcolli said, 4 months ago

    @8ball

    Not mine.
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    john rieth said, 4 months ago

    And I thot it was just me!
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    Bobzilla said, 4 months ago

    Good thing his butt’s fastened on.
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