Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 2 years ago

    Ain’t that the truth!

  2. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, over 2 years ago

    Dogs, on the other hand, are co-dependent. They’ll cheerfully do anything, even things they don’t like, if they think it makes you happy.

  3. Leo Autodidact

    Leo Autodidact said, over 2 years ago

    Dogs are servile, suck-up, slaves; Cats are co-equals, if not Superiors.

  4. Leo Autodidact

    Leo Autodidact said, over 2 years ago

    Dogs are servile, suck-up, slaves; Cats are co-equals, if not Superiors.

  5. BlazerAth

    BlazerAth said, over 2 years ago

    What is a Cat?

    1) Cats do what they want.
    2) They rarely listen to you.
    3) They’re totally unpredictable.
    4) They whine when they are not happy.
    5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
    6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
    8) They’re moody.
    9) They leave hair everywhere.
    10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

    Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.

    What is a Dog?

    1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
    2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
    3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
    4) They growl when they are not happy.
    5) When you want to play, they want to play.
    6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    7) They are great at begging.
    8) They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
    9) They leave their toys everywhere.
    10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

    Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.

  6. Dani Rice

    Dani Rice GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @BlazerAth

    Love it!

  7. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Thirdguy

    Cats don’t need as much maintenance.
    And i like dogs they’ll love you no matter who you are.

  8. tuggrover

    tuggrover said, over 2 years ago

    God gave Adam, Eve in order to help HIM, not the other way around. "nuff said, without us women, men would be toast.

  9. PMark

    PMark said, over 2 years ago

    You have to earn a cat’s respect. A dog is a slobbering yes-man.

  10. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 2 years ago

    @tuggrover

    That’s how Adam got in his final situation, with Eve’s help.

  11. codger1944

    codger1944 said, over 2 years ago

    A cat is a mammal, who, upon encountering a door, immediately wants to be on the other side of it.

  12. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 2 years ago

    You sure know who are dog people and who are cat people…
    Just read between the lines.

  13. D Lee

    D Lee GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @PMark

    Get real, how can you get the respect of something that scarcely is aware of your existence?

  14. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

  15. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    A dog can earn my respect, but it has to. A cat can lose my respect, but it has to.


    A man can earn my respect, but he has to. A woman can lose my respect, but she has to.

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