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   ratlum said, 11 months ago

   My cousin regrets not stopping at a stop sign ,does that count?
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   Mark said, 11 months ago

   Not flossing? Sounds like some smart alec playing one last practical joke…
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   Boots at the Boar said, 11 months ago

   When you get close to the end, all you want is the sweet, sweet release from pain, fatigue, troubles, bills, annoying relatives…
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   pcolli said, 11 months ago

   Plenty of time in your next life.
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   pelican47 said, 11 months ago

   Dying? What’s to regret? If you LIVE right, it’s graduation.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

   re: boots
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   and if you are unsaved, you get an eternity of pain that makes life look easy. (Even a life like mine has been, courtesy of Hanford Nuclear Reservation).
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   Or, eternal life if a person chooses to accept the life Christ offers.
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   lenny borowski said, 11 months ago

   Graduation I love it, God is Loving, Forgiving & Just, what’s just for us may not be God’s way.
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   Cminuscomics&stories said, 11 months ago

   You don’t exist. You live. You die. You say stupid stuff in the meantime. Have a nice day.
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   DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

   @Cminuscomics&stories

   Things like that?
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    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    Earl went right to the heart of the matter.
    If we weren’t dying, we could continue to not do all those things without regrets because other matters are more immediately pending.
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    Dani Rice said, 11 months ago

    Having “died” and been pulled back by an observant husband and a darned good EMT team, death is nothing to fear. Without being morbid, I can say I’m looking forward to doing it “for real”.
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    LuvThemPluggers said, 11 months ago

    @Cminuscomics&stories

    Oh, good, I’ve been doing it right!
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    Jilly Baker said, 11 months ago

    The not flossing part could have to do with getting heart disease. (plaque and all that…)

    And, please, people, do your proselytizing on your own time. The rest of us have our own beliefs and want to enjoy the morning funnies.
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    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    Telling others how to practice their religious belief is a means of spreading your own.
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    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    Yourbeloved Pelican 47 has returned, my beloved milania.
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