Pickles by Brian Crane


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  1. hsawlrae

    hsawlrae said, 9 months ago

    Sylvia, you didn’t choose either of your parents wisely.

  2. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    The molecules from the water in the toilet can spray matter some 20 ft. through the air if the lid isn’t down.

    I think it’s safe to say her phone was out of range.

  3. Baucuva

    Baucuva said, 9 months ago

    It’s the thought that counts.

  4. hlb68

    hlb68 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    If he left the lid up would she be able to close her flip phone??

  5. Steve McSheffrey

    Steve McSheffrey said, 9 months ago

    At least she’s pretty…

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    He was in the bathroom, Sylvia. Your phone was not. Wake up, girl.

    A flush is probably a lot better to hear over the phone than a plop, no?

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    This arc is what my aunt used to call “bathroom humour.”

  8. Barry1941

    Barry1941 said, 9 months ago

    Not very bright is she?

  9. raalden

    raalden said, 9 months ago

    Sylvia IS blonde…..

  10. timzsixty9

    timzsixty9 said, 9 months ago


    she takes after her parents!

  11. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, 9 months ago

    Many years ago, I had to replace my phone due to an unfortunate encounter with water. At the Verizon Store, I asked if it was possible to retrieve and transfer my contacts and settings to the new phone, and the clerk said that it should work. He returned shortly thereafter and asked, “How’d you get it wet?”, and I replied, “I dropped it in a toilet.”
    I will forever remember and cherish that look on his face as his hands curled into protective balls.

  12. Linguist

    Linguist said, 9 months ago

    I have a very dear friend, who for years, has always managed to call me at the most inopportune times – mostly when I’m in the bathroom. I, likewise, seem to have the same luck when calling him. The sound of a toilet flushing has punctuated many of our conversations.

  13. Al S.

    Al S. said, 9 months ago


    - Maybe she puked on it after she got so disgusted when she heard what he did.
    - Maybe the stink was so bad it transcended reality and crossed throughout the 4G phone waves.
    - Maybe it’s a smell-o-phone.
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    - If one concludes Sylvia’s not bright, it makes the strip sad.
    - If one has to analyze the dynamics of water closet flush dispersion to prove the reality possibilities of sense or sum up the reasoning for humor behind hair color, perhaps this type of comic wasn’t meant for those personality types.
    Can this joke be take for humor’s sake?
    Is anyone here really upset that Brian was killed off for a couple of episodes and miraculously came back by hijacking a formerly broken time machine on Family Guy?

  14. Al S.

    Al S. said, 9 months ago


    There is no law that says you must answer the phone in the bathroom or anywhere else inconvenient or inappropriate. Most callers would appreciate the gesture.

  15. James Stalcup

    James Stalcup said, 9 months ago

    stupid girl! she called him after all. she should apologize

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