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   Llewellenbruce said, 6 months ago

   And say “yes dear” a lot too.
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   Linguist said, 6 months ago

   And always answer:: " Yes, dear. Whatever you want. "
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   FlyerTom said, 6 months ago

   For me, it’s “Yeth, deah”. (I bite my tongue a lot)
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   Paratus said, 6 months ago

   It’s “Yes dear. You’re right dear – this time and next time too.”
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   John Smith said, 6 months ago

   38 and single. Just bought a new BMX bike and a season ticket for snowboarding. Being single is awesome!
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   RavennaAl said, 6 months ago

   My wife and I have been married for 28 years now. Whenever someone asks me what the secret to a long marriage is, I always tell them the same thing… A very large life insurance policy and a dream.
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   Citizen GROG! said, 6 months ago

   Single is the only way to be.
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   treesareus said, 6 months ago

   Marry someone that likes to do what you like to do. So….42 years of hunting, fishing….. packing into the backcountry on our mules to hunt and fish..and a little wild food collecting on the way.
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   ArfArf88 said, 6 months ago

   @FlyerTom

   Is that “Yes, Death”?
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    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 6 months ago

    “Happy wife, happy life”
    .
    Never did find out what would do that for her tho.
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    roskenwer said, 6 months ago

    happily married 24 years. that’s when we seperated.
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    hariseldon59 said, 6 months ago

    Actually, you can skip step one.
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    Ms. Ima said, 6 months ago

    @John Smith

    Congrats! 50+, divorced once, almost married crazy but she slept around so I got to keep my house and retirement. Lots of vehicles and motorcycles all paid for, multiple vacations a year, get to decide what to spend my after-tax income, debt free. Single is awesome!
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    david_42 said, 6 months ago

    Another sad, sad stereotype that does NOT work.
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    whmIII said, 6 months ago

    Been that way for years…sigh!!!
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