Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 8 months ago

    C’mon, Earl, tell us now! This 28-year-old here cannot wait to know what you mean by “don’t sneeze with a full tank”!

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 8 months ago

    More senseless babbling by Earl today.

  3. Linguist

    Linguist said, 8 months ago

    @templo SUD

    You will when you reach a certain age – many years from now.
    Let me put it this way. Why do you think they make Depends ?

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 8 months ago

    If not taking the last donut means I don’t get a donut, then I take the last donut.

  5. 4my10851cs

    4my10851cs said, 8 months ago

    do you want him to say full BLADDER??

  6. beviek

    beviek said, 8 months ago

    Ok, are ya’ll sayin’ that happens to guys too?! I swear I thought it was a gal thing! pelvic floor muscles, and all that.

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 8 months ago

    @beviek

    Prostate issues. Or so I’m told. After a certain age, both genders just visit the biffy every time they go past…or even think about it.

  8. Jo Clear

    Jo Clear said, 8 months ago

    That is a time when you have to keep in shape…when you feel a sneeze coming on, run like h*** to the nearest restroom…hense keep in shape to be able to run fast…

  9. t jacobs

    t jacobs said, 8 months ago

    dang it! it seems like i just turned around and all of o sudden i’m old.

  10. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 8 months ago

    Something else to look forward to.

  11. shades_is_here

    shades_is_here said, 8 months ago

    there is four ways to have a full tank when your mouth is full, your tummy, bladder and I don’t have to say the other one do I.

  12. P Partridge

    P Partridge said, 8 months ago

    @beviek

    It can happen to either, but for men, the main factor is age. For women, it’s increased by giving birth and other factors.

  13. Number Three

    Number Three said, 8 months ago

    Can Nelson WAIT until he’s older?

    LOL xxx

  14. cdward

    cdward said, 8 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    Never pass up a perfectly good toilet, I always say.

  15. whmIII

    whmIII said, 8 months ago

    Simply put, it means you pee all over yourself…

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