Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 11, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: I got into trouble for not doing my homework. Marigold: What sort of curse did your teacher place on you? Will you develop some horrible deformity? Or just lose the ability to taste candy? Phoebe: I get four gold stars on the behavior chart instead of five. Marigold: Your human schools may be making you SOFT.
To a unicorn a horrible deformity might be a bad hair day every day until the curse is lifted.