Transcript:
Dad: I love camping. fresh air, the low roar of the river, the crackling of the campfire...
Phoebe: You haven't MADE a campfire.
Dad: This app simulates the sound.
Mom: You're a camping heretic.
Dad: Says the women who brought the Ninsega SD4.
But then how are you supposed to roast marshmallows if you have an app that simulates a campfire? Don’t tell me they packed marshmallow paste which they’ll spread on the Graham crackers like butter on bread.