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Phoebe and Her Unicorn

By Dana Simpson
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May 31, 2013
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Phoebe: I hope you guys enjoyed your TV show marathon. While you weren't watching me, I was an accessory to minor cybercrime. Dad: I'm SO PROUD! Phoebe: I knew it was a long shot. Dad: I promised myself I couldn't cry when this moment arrived!
Jun 2, 2013
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    kaykeyser  over 4 years ago

    Ah they grow up so fast don’t they? one day they’re tilting the pinball machine the next there burning illegal downloads. The next step, making her own Mario Hack. At least she didn’t do any of OUR suggestions. on the down side I’ll never know how my idea for a PG-13 Unicorn movie could have ended.

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    luducks  over 4 years ago

    Gasp! A family of CYBERCRIMINALS!

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    ujean  over 4 years ago

    Uh oh. This going to traumatize Phoebe so badly she’ll become a specialist in pirate witch hunts. But hey, she gets to be a witch and fight pirates. Locke better load up on chewing gum.

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    Q4horse  over 4 years ago

    Yup, Dad’s hard drive must be full of pirated software. Mom paints, Dad hacks, and Phoebe rides a unicorn. Wow, how totally Cool!!

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    Starman Stormtrooper  over 4 years ago

    Well, at least one parent is happy.

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    T_Lexi  over 4 years ago

    I think Mom looks a tiny bit bored.

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    Stellagal  over 4 years ago

    more on the line of “I don’t know these people.”

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    Hag5000  over 4 years ago

    Mom’s like, “My daughter, future criminal.”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 4 years ago

    I’m just a little envious that all of them are capable of eating with chopsticks. I still have trouble with ’em!

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    bopard  over 4 years ago

    Dad is a Greyhat – cyberspeak for vigilante..Mom rolling eyes, she prefers the Whitehat philosophia

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    bopard  over 4 years ago

    PHE is very disappointed her bid for attention has failed. Next time she should interrupt every 4 second with questions and obvious comments..Or just create her own shield of boringness and spend her time with MAR..Parents need bags under their eyes, and a few of those soda pop bubbles floating in front of their noses.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Maybe she approves of her husband doing it but thinks Phoebe’s too young to exercise much-needed discretion.

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    Weapon Brown  over 4 years ago

    Yes, I DEFINITELY have a voice for “Dad” in my head. He sounds like Shoebox of Worm Quartet.

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    UsernameUsername1234  over 4 years ago

    I’ve thought about becoming a Internet Privateer. Get a government sanction, then pay taxes on the value of whatever you steal, and it’s all good.

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    Comic Minister  over 4 years ago

    Wow! I thought he was going to punish her.

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  over 4 years ago

    Probably a violation. There are limits even to petty theft.

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    kaykeyser  over 4 years ago

    an other fun observation, Pheebs tells the truth to her parents even knowing she could get in trouble. Well except when she was sick before the play.

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    ujean  over 4 years ago

    Dad thinks he’s being funny. Mom isn’t saying anything verbally, be her eyeroll speaks encyclopedias.

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