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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Feb 18, 2017
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Rat:  What are you doing, Pig?
Pig:  I opened up a sandwich shop. But then neon sign is dead.
Rat:  So what are you gonna do?
Pig:  I hired an electrician. He's a ding dong.
Rat:  The little snack cake?
Ding Dong:  Yep. And I gotta get back to work.
Pig:  Hey, Ding Dong, how goes it?
Ding Dong:  I think I found the problem, Pig. I'm gonna turn it on. Let me know if its still dead.  Well?
Pig:  Ding Dong, the 'wich' is dead!
Rat:  I dropped a house on him.
Feb 20, 2017
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