Jun 4, 2016
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Rat:  I hear you went to the Dodgers/Giants game. What was the score?
Pig:  Giants one. Dodgers two.
Rat:  How can they both win?
Pig:  They didn't. I said the Giants had one.
Rat:  And the Dodgers, too?
Pig:  Right.
Rat:  That makes no sense. Did you at least happen to see how many runs the Padres scored in their game?
Pig:  Four.
Rat:  For my bet. I have big money on them.
Pig:  Then I hope that's the number you needed.
Rat:  What's the number I needed?
Pig:  I just told you. If you don't believe me, ask my German friend, Hans.
Rat:  Fine. Do you know how many runs the Padres scored?
Hans:  Nein.
Rat:  You said it was four something.
Pig:  You said it was for something.
Rat:  Dude, just gimme the right Dodgers/Giants score and I'll buy you your stupid lunch, unless you already had foot at the game.
Pig:  Ate nothing.
Rat:  Who had nothing?
Pig:  Me.
Rat:  Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Pig:  I was too upset the Dodgers had won.
Jun 6, 2016
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