Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 05, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, liquor store Larry...how's business? Larry: Good. My store's now big enough that the distributor gives me more liquor than I order. And the overage is free. Pig: Because he doesn't want to lose business? Larry: Yep. He does it for the big stores. Pig: That's extra-ordinary. Larry: Not really. I have average overage beverage leverage. Pig: Are you drinking as you write these?
I don’t know about Stephan, but I’m pretty sure some readers have been driven to drink.