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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Feb 20, 2016
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Voice on Phone: Tech support. How can I help you?
Rat: Yeah, I've loaded your software onto my and now the computer isn't working at all.
Voice on Phone: I'm sorry to hear that. Let's see what I can do.
Rat: Fine.
Voice on Phone: Okay, to begin, I'd like you to check if it's plugged in.
Rat: Plugged in? Is it plugged in?
Voice on Phone: Yes, sir.
Rat: I've waited forty minutes on hold so that some tech guy could ask me that?
Voice on Phone: Yes, sir. It's a checklist I have to go through.
Rat: Yeah, well here's my checklist.... Item 1: Stop buying software from companies that treat me like a @#$%@# moron! Item 2: Stop wasting forty minutes on hold to speak to someone as useless as you! Sorry, sir, it's just our procedure that I-
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