Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 10 months ago

    I use an LG GS170; I don’t need a “smartphone,” because I prefer to be the smart one.

  2. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 10 months ago

    Must be an Apple phone

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    ‘Your first born offspring belong to us…’

  4. Liverlips McCracken

    Liverlips McCracken GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Nah. Corporate America would never be that honest.

  5. cdgar

    cdgar said, 10 months ago

    Welcome to life after 1990……..

  6. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 10 months ago

    Have you read the latest Terms and Conditions from Adobe? Says you grant them access to your passwords.
    (Unless I read it wrong…)

  7. Liverlips McCracken

    Liverlips McCracken GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago


    Thanks for the heads-up.

  8. Tony Pezzano

    Tony Pezzano said, 10 months ago

    What! No selling your soul to the devil?

  9. opuscroakus70

    opuscroakus70 said, 10 months ago

    Also, we can make you into a human cent-iPad.

  10. Bob

    Bob GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    This one’s a little too on the money for comfort

  11. PICTO

    PICTO said, 10 months ago

    There is always the right to disagree.

  12. AlexanderTheGoodEnough

    AlexanderTheGoodEnough said, 10 months ago

    OMG! That SO nails it! Oh, and I believe that the Devil himself must be Adobe’s primary stock holder.

  13. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    I’ve often wondered if the online agreements for free software are legally-binding. Contracts normally require “consideration”, which is a legal term usually for a minimum amount of money that has to change hands for a contract to be valid. In Oregon, for example, it’s $1 that must change hands or there is no contract.

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Actually, Rat, it is better to read the Terms and Conditions and know that you are hosed than to embrace blissful ignorance and think you are safe and secure online.
    Nothing online is ever truly secure. Nothing.

  15. kent1956

    kent1956 said, 10 months ago

    you agree to be an organ donor in the event that one of our employees needs something you posess

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