Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, 11 months ago

    First! Now go visit http://pearlsbeforeswine.referata.com/

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 11 months ago

    From the Taxi episode “Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey”:
    :
    Jim: “What does a yellow light mean?”

    Bobby: “Slow down.”

    Jim: “OK. What, does, a, yellow, light, mean?”

    Bobby: “Slow down!”

    Jim: “OK. Whaaaat, doooooes, aaaa, yelllloooow, liiiiight, meeeean?”

    (etc)

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 11 months ago

    I think the correct answer is to to leave your contact information on the collided parked car.

  4. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Then what’s the point of having escaped?
    Duh.

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, 10 months ago

    Is that one of the multiple choice answers on the test?
    if so, the test must have been written by another Croc.

  6. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Mousketeers!

  7. Jonathan Mason

    Jonathan Mason said, 10 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Yes, but then it wouldn’t have been a joke, would it?

  8. BlueJayRobin

    BlueJayRobin said, 10 months ago

    If I was a croc in a bottle.

    I’d be happy!

  9. TMO1

    TMO1 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    The Dallas way of life, for sure.

  10. Ryan (Say what now‽)

    Ryan (Say what now‽) GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    There are just too many cameras around these days.

  11. John Smith

    John Smith said, 10 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Sorry to disagree, but you should leave RAT’s contact information on the collided parked car.

  12. ACK!

    ACK! said, 10 months ago

    @riotta rigotta

    That’d be Steve Dallas.

  13. CameronPB1988

    CameronPB1988 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    the Crocs, never cease to amaze me

  14. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    This is Larry’s SECOND try at the written test. The first time? This croc is so dumb, he wound up with a ticket for speeding!

  15. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, 10 months ago

    @SizeofaPea

    You seem to be correcto, Sizeofa. When I clicked on the link, it said stuff like “Welcome to the experimental, incomplete, and often inaccurate Pearls Before Swine referata wiki, an attempt to create a entire semantic wiki from just a few file.” An unscrupulous commenter, BTW, could direct us to a link that would suck out our souls.

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