Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 2 months ago

    This is such an old gag, it ranks right up there with “I haven’t had a bite all day.”

  2. Darsan54

    Darsan54 GoComics PRO Member said, 2 months ago

    Honestly I have known people who would do this without a thought.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

    ’No, next beer is on you!

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 2 months ago

    Say, that reminds [Alfred Yankovic in Albuquerque] of another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to [him] on the street and says he hasn’t had a bite in three days. Well, [Al] knew what he meant, but just to be funny, [Al] took a big bite out of his jugular vein. And he’s yellin’ and screamin’ and bleeding all over and [Al’s] like “Hey, come on, don’t you get it?” But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming. You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation. Man, some people just can’t take a joke, you know?

  5. Arianne

    Arianne said, 2 months ago

    Hey Moe! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

  6. Bilan

    Bilan said, 2 months ago

    There’s the even older joke:
    The beggar pleads with the woman on Rodeo Drive “I haven’t had a bite in three days.”
    She responds: “I wish I had your willpower!”

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

    It’s not easy, being Neighbor Bob in PBS…. At least he is alive, if somewhat beer-soaked.

  8. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer said, 2 months ago

    @Arianne

  9. Number Six

    Number Six said, 2 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    And “Call me a cab!” or “Walk this way!”



    Hey! ‘Pearls Before Swine by Bill Watterson? What’s that all about?

  10. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, 2 months ago

    One of the Golden Rules: Thou shall not waste good beer !

  11. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 2 months ago

    Who gave Pastis the 1906 Joe Miller Joke Book? And why?

  12. bigbadpete

    bigbadpete said, 2 months ago

    At Number Six,

    Apparently Watterson drew parts of last week`s strip when that little girl Libby was drawing for Pastis. The odd looking crocs, pig, rat, zebra were all drawn by Watterson.

  13. Number Six

    Number Six said, 2 months ago

    @bigbadpete

    Thanks! I’ve obviously got some catching up to do.

    This always happens when I’ve been absent!!!

  14. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 2 months ago

    Reminds me of a joke from the Muppet Movie: Drinks “on the house”.

  15. CameronPB1988

    CameronPB1988 GoComics PRO Member said, 2 months ago

    Pig’s an idiot

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