Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 7 months ago

    If you run short, Fred, just serve up some barbecued rat.

  2. cdgar

    cdgar said, 7 months ago

    Rat is a character.

  3. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 7 months ago

    You mean like cartoons where a very visibly straining Bugs Bunny is able to lift a weight labeled 500lb and he probably weighs 5 to 10lb himself? Or maybe the amazing Mystery Machine which in some episodes is much larger on the inside than on the outside. Cartoon physics are very unbelievable because they don’t rely on real physics.

  4. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, 7 months ago

    Fred should of set a Rat trap !

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 7 months ago

    Fred’s problem begins with his lack of assertiveness. He allows Rat to shove him around. Also, Mr. Purple Suit….
    Sherlock Watson has a good idea for a seven per cent solution….

  6. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 7 months ago

    Looks like a one rat night.

  7. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    @Juice- Bruce

    Should HAVE! Should HAVE! Never should OF!!

    As for the strip-rat eats fruit salad???!!!

  8. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 7 months ago

    and to think in this world, some peoples eat rats!

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 7 months ago

    Here’s a fruit salad for you, Rat.

    From: “The Knox Make it happen Recipe Book”

    Published by: Thomas J. Lipton, Limited.
    2180 Yonge Street,
    Toronto, Ontario

    Publication date: Unknown; prior to 1972 as there is no postal code.


    2 envelopes Knox Unflavoured Gelatine (two tablespoons)
    2 cups ginger ale, divided
    1/8 teaspoon salt
    1 grapefruit, peeled, sectioned and diced
    1 orange, peeled, sectioned and diced
    1 can (14 oz.) pineapple pieces in juice, drained
    2 cups halved, seedless grapes
    1 tablespoon preserved ginger, chopped

    1)    Sprinkle Knox Gelatine over 1/2 cup ginger ale in saucepan.
    2)    Place over low heat; stir constantly until gelatin dissolves – about 5 minutes. Remove from heat; stir in salt and remaining 1 1/2 cups ginger ale. Chill to consistency of unbeaten egg white.
    3)    Stir in grapefruit, orange, pineapple, grapes and ginger.
    4)    Turn into 5-cup mould; chill until set. Unmould onto escarole (a variety of endive) or leaf lettuce.

    Makes 8 to 10 servings.

    Note from me: The italics in brackets are mine.

  10. nosirrom

    nosirrom said, 7 months ago

    Ever see the movie “King Rat” (1965, George Segal) or read the novel?

  11. Hobbes

    Hobbes GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    I’ve posted some information over at Calvin and Hobbes today on the recent collaboration between Stephan Pastis and Bill Watterson, where Watterson drew some of the artwork for three Pearls Before Swine strips.

  12. John Smith

    John Smith said, 7 months ago

    Any idiot that would invite Rat to anything deserves what they get.

  13. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 7 months ago

    RSVP: Rat so very pushy.

  14. Jonathan Mason

    Jonathan Mason said, 7 months ago

    It’s a cartoon, of course it’s unbelievable – strewth! Some people!

  15. luckychigger

    luckychigger said, 7 months ago

    If you are a good party host, you plan for a couple of guests to show up who forgot to RSVP or had last minute change of plans. :) That is life.

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