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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Jun 14, 2014
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Rat: Yo, Fred. I'm here for the party.
Fred: You didn't R.S.V.P.
Rat: Who cares?
Fred: Well, that's how we know how many guests to expect.
Rat: What does that matter?
Fred: Because that's how we know how much food to prepare.
Rat: There's food behind you. I"ll eat that.
Fred: But that means that someone who comes later won't get any food.
Rat: Oh. Because you'll have too many guests?
Fred: Exactly.
Man: Hey, Fred. I'm here for the party. Stuck... In.... Rose bushes.
Rat: Quick, lock the door before he gets my fruit salad.
Jun 16, 2014
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