Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    How about flame throwers? (lighter fluid and lit matches)
    Vikings loved flame throwers.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 11 months ago

    That sounds more horrible than Hagar.

  3. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 11 months ago

    What do they use them as, pugil sticks?

  4. KZ71

    KZ71 said, 11 months ago

    More like punctured eardrums, if my past history with Q-tips is repeatable.

  5. jreckard

    jreckard said, 11 months ago

    Eric the Well Bred

  6. chithing

    chithing GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @F6F5Hellcat

    That’s exactly what I was thinking, although the idea of lighting them sounds pretty cool, too.

  7. Ragtop Man

    Ragtop Man said, 11 months ago

    Vikings actually had ornate silver ear spoons to clean their ears. Only slightly more dangerous than Q-tips.

  8. Peg Reilly

    Peg Reilly GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Please, more Viking action figures story lines! I’ve missed them.

  9. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 11 months ago

    never never put anything smaller than your elbow in you ears. or you may go blind!

  10. finale

    finale said, 11 months ago

    @Peg Reilly

    and @Mario9919: Well done!

  11. sarah413

    sarah413 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Dark Helmet? Spaceballs?

  12. Taz

    Taz said, 11 months ago

    Ragnar Lothbroke would be confused…

  13. saddenedby

    saddenedby GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    speechless – or is that Q-less? must have been a hard weekend pastis :)

  14. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, 11 months ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    We used WD-40 and kitchen matches.*
    (*Disclaimer: We are trained professionals on a closed course. Do not try this at home. Do not attempt this without proper training. This is not an endorsement of WD-40, it’s parent company, or any vendor that sells WD-40 or similar products. This is not an endorsement of kitchen matches in particular or any other match type product in general. This writer, his family and descendants are to be indemnified against any harm which may proceed from any use or misuse of the product mentioned above, in perpetuity. Have a nice day, and don’t blame me if you burn your house down.)

  15. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, 11 months ago

    *Hair spray works, too.

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