Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. finale

    finale said, over 1 year ago

    “Tell you what. I’ll talk to my lawyer. If he tells me to do it; I’ll get a new lawyer.”

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    Better not pour salt on him, or you’ll need a new lawyer.

  3. B8TMAN

    B8TMAN said, over 1 year ago

    Well, he did go to Law School

  4. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago


  5. FabulousJewels

    FabulousJewels said, over 1 year ago

    Hey Stephan, let’s go get drunk on 6th Street together after your stop at Book People in Austin. Lol. Oh wait, you have to catch a flight to Wichita the next day. Plus, your old lady probably wouldn’t be too happy with you if you went out and partied with a few of your fans. LOL

    But it WOULD be fun.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    A lawyer can never be too slimy.
    (This strip isn’t going to contain spoilers, is it? I’ve only begun to watch it on Netflix.)

  7. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Keep watching. I’ve watched all of the episodes Twice, I loved it so much. It’s the best thing TV has produced. ever. Sorry, but I’d watch netflix first, then the cartoon.

  8. Frogger104

    Frogger104 said, over 1 year ago

    Is he really a lawyer? In case I ever need one…..

  9. Alun Rundle

    Alun Rundle GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    If Pastis teamed with Rat, they could do “Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel” after this.

  10. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Rat should never hire a lawyer who would have him as a client.

  11. Caldonia

    Caldonia said, over 1 year ago

    Read yesterday’s comments, and I can’t believe anyone would be unfamiliar with Breaking Bad. Even my brother, who basically only watched American Idol, has decided to try it out on Netflix!
    That’s something that would make Walt say, “I won.”

  12. akwolffan

    akwolffan said, over 1 year ago


    Pastis and Howard Tayler over at Schlock Mercenary are both lawyers who decided that being cartoonists pays better.

    This may/may not indicate their slime level relative to other lawyers. A hint as to what Tayler thinks of the legal profession in general is that the main antagonists in the first Schlock Mercenary story arc was the Attorney Drone Partnership Collective. Sgt Schlock collected a bounty on each attorney drone he shot.

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Aha! It appears Cartoon-Boy is reverting to type. Once slime, always slime, I guess…. But I wouldn’t hire him, Rat. Not only is Pig right, but in addition he has a conflict of interest as well, being your creator and out for a laugh at any cost….

  14. John Smith

    John Smith said, over 1 year ago

    What was it that Bill Shakespeare guy said about killing lawyers?

  15. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 1 year ago

    I didn’t know that Cartoon Boy was a lawyer. This explains why his wife left .

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